StampOnTheCoconut

  Matt  

 

Matt The Cat

 

With age comes great wisdom, something that Matt has in abundance. The words "grass doesn't grow on a busy street," reverberate round the extradimensional noggin atop this fine card player. Those who come across Matt on the card table certainly know this street will be busy.

As a believer in the card gods, Matt will keep to the traditional and proper etiquette as to not anger the aforementioned.

Famous quotes:

  • Get under that you peasants.
  • Oh, you absolute f*kwit!